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Joke of the Day
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
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"a nativity scene but with a giant burrito instead of a baby Jesus"
"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"
"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""
"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"
"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."
"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
"On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says ""This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it."" Omg."
"I've known my drug dealer since I was this high."