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Joke of the Day

"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"

"Two Part Joke Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock Knock [Whose There] It's the Chicken!"

"Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements."

"I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer"

"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"

"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"

"Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably"

"SMS from my girl: If ur sleeping, send me ur dreams; if ur laughing, send me ur smile; if ur crying, send me ur tears. Response: Honey I'm shitting, should I send you something?"