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Joke of the Day

"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."

"My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :("

"They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect."

"I don't know how many problems I have... ...because math is one of them."

"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""

"Titties and explosions. Plot line optional. #HollywoodPostItNote"

"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."

"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"

"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"

"[Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest"