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Joke of the Day

"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"

"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"What are some good clean jokes to be used at a grade 8 farewell dinner?"

"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"

"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"