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Joke of the Day

"Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: .."

"You know who is the worst person ever? Yes, Harry, he is."

"when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me"

"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"

"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."

"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"

"I'm in Southern Texas ... ... and it's so hot here, the trees are fighting over the dogs."

"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"