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Joke of the Day

"Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: .."

"What happens when you combine an alpha particle and a beta particle? They become alpha-beta-cle"

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"

"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."

"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""