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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."
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"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."
"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"Why can you call a liberal a leftist but can't call a conservative a rightist? Because they're always the wrongest."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."
"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."
"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."