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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."

"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."

"Even better than breakfast cereal: Lunch cereal and dinner cereal."

"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"Three guys walk into a bar... You think the third guy would have learned to duck."

"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"

"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."

"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."