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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"

"Rumor has it that the Canadian immigration website crashed because.., Amy Schumer was on it"

"Why do women fake orgasms? they think we care!"

"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."

"A sentence and depression What does a ""sentence"" and ""two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common""? They both end in periods"

"Magnus Carlsen is so hot... I'd give him the d4 if you know what I mean."

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"