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Joke of the Day

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."

"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."

"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"

"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"

"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."