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Joke of the Day

"[stunned, eyes lock, a smile exchanged, and I knew it was kismet] *hands cash to lady Ma'am my baby isn't for sale. I SAID I'LL TAKE TWO!!"

"How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone? You Poke-r Face."

"Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat."

"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"

"A man is having trouble in bed, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him he's going to need to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" the man asks. ""So I can examine you"", the doctor replies."

"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"

"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"

"What do you call six gay people at an amusement park? Six Fags"

"A woman caught her bald husband trying to steal a wig. She looked at him and whispered ""Honey, what are you doing? We have toupee for that!"""