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Joke of the Day

"mom: do the dishes me: i cant im ugly"

"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."

"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"

"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"

"[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"

"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."

"The GOP should be like a good hand in Bridge No Trump"

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"

"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"