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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"
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"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"How do you titillate an Ocelot? Ocillate it's tit a lot"
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"""Mommy, why did Santa decide to deliver presents on Jesus' birthday."" Shits about to get REALLY dishonest up in here."
"i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly"
"My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil."
"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."