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Joke of the Day
"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"
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"I Like My Coffe Like I Like My Slaves Free"
"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"
"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."
"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
"Dad Slapped me For my Bad Skilled Jokes"
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."
"I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone."
"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."