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Joke of the Day
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
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"Yesterday was National Girlfriend day and my girl friend really enjoyed it .. ... my wife .. not so much."
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"
"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."
"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."
"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"
"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."
"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."