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Joke of the Day

"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""

"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."

"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."

"What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines? Benjamin Netangoogle"

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top... It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."

"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"

"When my wife sends me to the grocery store solo with a specific list I am not allowed to improvise. That was made clear when I got home."