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Joke of the Day

"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"Whatever happened to Robot Jones? He got cancelled."

"And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster."

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."

"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."

"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"