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Joke of the Day

"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."

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"""My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, ""You're the third one this week"""
"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"As I suspected, someone's been removing soil from my garden. The plot thins."
"[Shopping with teen son] *sees hot girl* *waits until she gets close* *grabs box of adult diapers* ""How are you doing on Depends bud?"""
"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"You say ""tomato"", I say ""flamingo"". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored."
"What do you call an angry Russian? Pissdov"
"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."
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