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Joke of the Day

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."

"I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :("

"How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change it and 99 to stand around and say, ""Hey, I could've done that!"""

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."

"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Why do scientists love watching dog shows? They appreciate good lab skills"

"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."