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Joke of the Day

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? Fixed* [deleted]"

"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."

"What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? I don't cry when I cut prostitutes."

"Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit."

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""

"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."

"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."

"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."