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Joke of the Day
"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."
Next Joke
"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."
"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."
"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"
"I'm not that great at hide and seek... I look in the mirror and I lose everytime."
"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."
"If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, ""this'll do"""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
"I just got out of school and landed my first full-time job! I could have sworn I made more money in college... working for my parents... as their son."