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Joke of the Day
"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."
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"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"
"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"What the difference between a fridge and a virgina? Fridge don't fart when you take the meat out"
"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."
"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."
"What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick? M'alady"
"Where my hanging preposition lovers at?"