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Joke of the Day

"Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."

"build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"

"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"

"i wish u could kill cops in mario kart"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"

"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"

"It must be so good to speak signal language. You can talk with your mouth full"

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."