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Joke of the Day

"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."

"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."

"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."

"Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one."

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"

"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."