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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Fair Trade."
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"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""
"Dirty thoughts... the life of a gardener."
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."
"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"
"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."
"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"
"WHAT I ORDER: French toast WHAT WAITER HEARS: If my water goes below the brim you die"