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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she's so cute and at her dad's I went with all of it!"

"What is an architects favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"