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Joke of the Day
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !"
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"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"
"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"
"How do mathematicians solve constipation? They just work it out with a pencil!"
"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."
"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."
"[overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that"
"Apparently just because your dad had a bunch of DUI's, the cops won't accept ""tradition"" as an excuse as to why you're driving drunk."