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Joke of the Day

"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"

"What's the most fun a monk can have? Nun"

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail"

"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"

"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."

"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."

"If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? Time to get a new clock."

"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."