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Joke of the Day
"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."
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"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."
"When you hold me, I'd prefer it not be ""accountable."""
"I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won't stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon."
"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter? ""underlay underlay"""
"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"
"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ... and doesn't"
"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"