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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"

"[news anchor] ""Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-"" *wife changes channel*"

"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"

"Date me? You can't afford the maintenance to keep me. Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money."

"s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"""

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"