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Joke of the Day
"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"
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"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."
"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"
"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."
"Porn websites should end in .cum"
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."
"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."