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Joke of the Day

"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""

"Oliver Twist: ""Please sir, I want some more!?"" Manger: ""Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"""

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"I've just had my first coffee. To be honest, it wasn't my cup of tea."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they'd get in there."

"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."

"Holiday tip. Always buy people gifts that you would like for yourself in case they piss you off before Christmas"

"Famous Russian snooker player Inov the red"

"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""

"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"