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Joke of the Day

"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""

"Paid love costs less."

"You're the bomb A Muslim walks into an airport wearing the flashiest clothes, he meets a friend who shouts at him you're the bomb. Everyone sets of sprinting in all directions."

"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."

"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."

"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"

"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."

"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."

"Why do women get married? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!"