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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"
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"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"
"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"
"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"
"A man walked into a bar And immediately lost the limbo competition"
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."
"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."