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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
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"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
"Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."
"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."
"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
"Lost and Found I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this: ""Found, one black boy's bicycle."" Wonder how they knew?"
"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""