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Joke of the Day

"The sharpest part of the body is not the teeth... Your asshole is the sharpest. Your teeth can't cut shit."

"I'm sorry you're just not NASA material ""Why?"" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application."

"When searching for Gary Oldman on google images Make damn sure you dont miss that r..."

"It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over."

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."

"If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging."

"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."

"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"

"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."