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Joke of the Day
"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."
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"Dr Heimlich died today I'm all choked up"
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"
"MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing."
"What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers? A Labrador Deceiver."
"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."
"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."
"To live 98 years and have NO enemies"
"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."