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Joke of the Day

"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."

"Can we please stop referring to them as ""dick pics."" I think ""penis portraits"" has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal."

"Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good"""

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit"

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."

"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."

"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."