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"Porn websites should end in .cum"
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"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"
"What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink? WAA-TAA!"
"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."
"Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours."
"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he."
"Why I don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"