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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."

"The four food groups: Fast Frozen Instant and Chocolate."

"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip strength."

"Did you hear what is making the latest headlines? Corduroy pillows"

"How do you stop your ol' lady from ruining your Saturday night? Kill the bitch on friday."

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine? Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems."