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Joke of the Day

"The four food groups: Fast Frozen Instant and Chocolate."

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."

"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."

"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who past his uncle in the jungle?"

"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."

"Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying. ""If you build it...they will come""?"

"What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !"

"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"