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Joke of the Day

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"A cicada crawled up my butt while I was sleeping last night. I'm not worried though. It'll come out in 13 years."

"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."

"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."

"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"

"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"[Jesus on the cross] *texts with 1 hand* ""um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf"" *5 hrs pass* ""new phone. who dis?"""

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."

"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."