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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"I took a shop class in high school... It didn't make me a better salesman, but I did learn how to build a franchise in a way I didn't anticipate."

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."

"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."

"I received an envelope full of semen today The mail came"

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling ""why you ain't got no babies?""I bet my father in law paid her"