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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what is making the latest headlines? Corduroy pillows"
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"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."
"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Little Timmy... Little Timmy had a drink, But drink he will no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""
"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."
"What's more awkward than getting a boner in public? Your girlfriend getting a boner in public."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""