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Joke of the Day

"So I caught my dog chewing on a tree yesterday. He said the bark was really rough."

"Two peanuts walking down the street.... one was a salted (assaulted) XD"

"Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise."

"2 deer walk out of a bar 1st deer: Man that was crazy in there 2nd: ya I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!"

"Golfer: ""Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: ""I didn't realize you had played before sir."""

"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."

"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."

"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"

"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""