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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."
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"Why do nuns hate laundry day? They always fall back on old habits."
"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."
"A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk.. He asks ""Do you want that milk pasteurised?"", She replies ""No, just up to my boobs please."""
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."
"Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths"