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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel? A school shooting"
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"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"I've fallen into a sar chasm. Totally didn't break my legs! It's a regular party down here!"
"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."
"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."
"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."
"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""
"Why can't ghosts have babies? They have hollow weenies!"
"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"
"How long is a Chinese man Seriously, he is."