8695
Joke of the Day
"Progress Johnny do you still throw stones at birds ? No sir, now i use slingshot."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now."
"My first language is typo."
"What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? ""We'll have to rehearse that."""
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""
"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"
"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"