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Joke of the Day

"2 deer walk out of a bar 1st deer: Man that was crazy in there 2nd: ya I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!"

"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"

"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."

"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."

"This is Ray. http://i.imgur.com/BZfRQEt.png"

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."

"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."

"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"

"A man tells a joke with no punchline"

"Well quit blocking my knife if you don't like being stabbed in the hands."