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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybeeee..."

"All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!"

"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"

"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."

"How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?"

"I texted her ""Thankin bout ur butt"" I don't know how much more romantic you can be"

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"