170410
Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !"
Next Joke
"Don't just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It's important to also watch some TV."
"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"
"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."
"Do those ""selfie sticks"" retract, or do you just have to walk around like a doofus with a stick all day?"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support they're going to think we're nuts!"
"Sex is like putting money in the bank.... When you take it out, the interest is all gone."
"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."
"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"