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Joke of the Day

"What element can you find in almost any shoe store? Heelium! I'll see myself out now..."

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"You can lie about where you went to college & nobody has any idea. Pretty sure you can also just lie about going to college."

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."

"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."

"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."

"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."