79457
Joke of the Day
"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."
Next Joke
"So a guy walks into a bar... And yells, ""I HAVE EBOLA!"""
"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"
"I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon."
"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."
"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."
"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"
"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."
"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."