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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him? Hey, get off me homes !"
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"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."
"I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers but I think they've gone overboard"
"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"
"As an ass assessor, I assess asses."
"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."
"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."
"Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
"What happens to the chicken who decided to cross the highway Chicken decided to cross the highway for excitement It was fun in the beginning but eventually it got **tired**"